What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:09

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.